i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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