What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
sex in a hospital.. check
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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