Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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