I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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