is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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