butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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