atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Terrible idea I love it
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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