I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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