called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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