and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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