dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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