I must be too annoying 4 u.
Kiss
Puke
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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