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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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