new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Bring me that man meat
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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