I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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