I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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