Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
its not stalking. its research.
two words: eviction party
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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