My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
