Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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