Non-Jews are for practice
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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