For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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