Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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