go do what you do best...puke behind churches
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
sex in a hospital.. check
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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