You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
she told me i tasted like america
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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