And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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