The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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