I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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