Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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