After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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