he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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