i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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