It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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