Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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