wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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