i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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