Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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