sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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