Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I want a musical about memes.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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