I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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