I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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