She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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