And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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