i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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