Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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