I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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