you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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