I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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