i permit you to call me
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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