When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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