Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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