1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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