Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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