I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
