He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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