is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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